With apologies to the English.

The English on a nice day out...

‘Look, ‘ere he comes.’
‘Oh, aye, that’d be him.’
‘Give ‘im a push, eh?’
‘Aye, could do.’
‘Cuppa tea first?’
‘That’d be smashin’, aye.’
‘Dash of milk?’
‘Champion. Spot of fruit cake?’
‘Cheers, lad!’

(from a conversation with my Pommie mate Jo.)

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